Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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