somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize
