I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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