what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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