do herpes really smell.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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