Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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