even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
