I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i can't believe i had my finger in that
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
MIDGETS
????
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
