were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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