mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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