drinking out of a sandbucket again
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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