bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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