Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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