We should be called the Road Head Warriors
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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