BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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