She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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