i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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