If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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