All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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