dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Randomize
