You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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