Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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