We should be called the Road Head Warriors
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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