do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
