that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
Randomize
