Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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