i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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