But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
My legs feel like baby dolphins
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I'm having to shit out rocks
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