I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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