Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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