Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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