There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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