Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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