Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
so much tequila, so little girl.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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