If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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