I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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