it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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