Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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