If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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