and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
i came on her dog
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
