The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
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