We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
how can u be prego again
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Drunk is not a location!
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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