if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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