I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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