id be glad to
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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