I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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