1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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