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If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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