I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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