I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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