i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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