you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Please don't give away my fajitas
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize