Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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