Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
Randomize
