Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
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